chinagreenelvis: maybe i should stop operating my computer with a hammer
chinagreenelvis: maybe that's the problem
tehnaku: as long as the hammer's driver is up to date, don't see a problem

Dear Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival:

Hi.

I just wanted to point out that the "squeal like a pig, boy" joke on both your website and the radio commercial for your Beer and Bourbon event are pop-culture references from the 1972 movie Deliverance. I realize that this particular line is in the national consciousness as a result of the popularity of that film and that not everyone familiar with the phrase has seen the movie, so in case whoever is responsible for brainstorming it into your advertising campaign hasn't, it may appeal to your sensibilities to know that the particular scene referenced centers around the outdoor rape (i.e. sodomizing) of an innocent but particularly chubby kayaker by two backwood hillbillies who hold him at gunpoint and proceed to holler the line in question while practicing their own "cornholing skills" on him.

Good luck with the festival!

NyQuil. NyQuil is the correct answer.

I remember when the word "communism" had virtually no emotional weight. "Commie" was used to mock the cries of the outdated and the paranoid. Thank you, right-wing social engineers, for bringing back the scare and for giving power to a word that deserved to have it removed. Congratulations on returning fear and ignorance to society; your efforts to cripple reason and to stifle logic have been a phenomenal success.