NyQuil. NyQuil is the correct answer.

I remember when the word "communism" had virtually no emotional weight. "Commie" was used to mock the cries of the outdated and the paranoid. Thank you, right-wing social engineers, for bringing back the scare and for giving power to a word that deserved to have it removed. Congratulations on returning fear and ignorance to society; your efforts to cripple reason and to stifle logic have been a phenomenal success.

Q: How do you stop pooping?

A: You stop eating, which of course would result in your death.

Of course.

God, I love reading the bullshit that people post in response to politically-charged articles. It's always fun watching someone typo a hundred miles an hour straight out of their asshole:

Why is any body listening to some unknown person named Laimter? HE dont know a damn thing about George W Bush or Sarah Palin. Bush loved Palin just ask any real insider's. She is great and people still love her. People love him too and wish he would come back and turn this damn country around it is falling apart under Obama! Job's disappearing czar's everywhere threat's to peoples personal right's and gun's illegal's steadily coming over the boarder in truck's goverment controlling everything and the end result is gonna be taxes rising.

Palin was the main reason lot's of conservative's voted for Mccain Palin ticket. When she came down to Georgia she helped Saxby win his Senate seat. The lady is a lot damn smarter than yall give her credit for. Shes not gonna go anywhere. Look how she got all the liberal's worked up over the death panel's that the Democrat party is tryin to create in the health care bill's. She saw right through yall.

After watching Tommy Wiseau's 2003 masterpeice, I just had to make a short version. Behold: The Room (in sixty seconds).

pol⋅i⋅tics – n.

Incessant blabbering and inflammatory bickering caused by defaulted identification with one group of foolish, hypermotivated reactionaries versus another, usually based on biased ignorance mistaken for knowledge and grossly oversimplified assumptions garnered from misinformation, disinformation, and total lack of information.

chinagreenelvis: skits and dialogue jokes are easy to wright
chinagreenelvis: also right
chinagreenelvis: WRITE
chinagreenelvis: GODDAMMIT

MrPabstBlueRuin: Is listening to Aha a bad thing?
chinagreenelvis: no
chinagreenelvis: especially if the song is A View to a Kill
MrPabstBlueRuin: That was Duran Duran