Priceless

February 8, 2010 12:59 PM

Congratulations, Steam Support, You Win the "Completely Useless Award"

December 8, 2009 2:49 PM

Hello, I've been a loyal Steam user since the service began and I've purchased many games through Steam which I continue to play today. I was interested in buying Left 4 Dead 2 when I saw that you could purchase a four pack. Since I have three roommates, I got excited and decided to go for it. One of my roommates has a Steam account already. I had another create a new account, and I've given away two of my three gift copies to them. Unfortunately, their computer systems just aren't good enough to run the game and neither of ... [Read more] »

Q & A

October 13, 2009 12:46 PM

Q: How do you stop pooping?

A: You stop eating, which of course would result in your death.

Of course.

Five Spiral Crash

September 16, 2009 11:10 AM

God, I love reading the bullshit that people post in response to politically-charged articles. It's always fun watching someone typo a hundred miles an hour straight out of their asshole:

Why is any body listening to some unknown person named Laimter? HE dont know a damn thing about George W Bush or Sarah Palin. Bush loved Palin just ask any real insider's. She is great and people still love her. People love him too and wish he would come back and turn this damn country around it is falling apart under Obama! Job's disappearing czar's everywhere threat's to peoples personal right's and gun's illegal's steadily coming over the boarder in truck's goverment controlling everything and the end result is gonna be taxes rising.

Palin was the main reason lot's of conservative's voted for Mccain Palin ticket. When she came down to Georgia she helped Saxby win his Senate seat. The lady is a lot damn smarter than yall give her credit for. Shes not gonna go anywhere. Look how she got all the liberal's worked up over the death panel's that the Democrat party is tryin to create in the health care bill's. She saw right through yall.

O Hai

September 4, 2009 12:12 PM

After watching Tommy Wiseau's 2003 masterpeice, I just had to make a short version. Behold: The Room (in sixty seconds).

 

Definition

September 2, 2009 10:02 AM

pol⋅i⋅tics – n.

Incessant blabbering and inflammatory bickering caused by defaulted identification with one group of foolish, hypermotivated reactionaries versus another, usually based on biased ignorance mistaken for knowledge and grossly oversimplified assumptions garnered from misinformation, disinformation, and total lack of information.

The Real Michael Jackson Died Years Ago

August 29, 2009 6:41 PM

It's now obvious to me: Michael Jackson is dead, and he has been for a very, very long time.The music video debut of "Black or White" was the beginning of the end. It was the moment that the King of Pop finally crossed the Rubicon, the very time when those of us sitting in front of our television sets on that fateful day in 1991 were faced with an ugly truth: Michael Jackson had lost his fucking marbles.If you ignore the ridiculous and possibly foreboding "street jamming" scene with a blinged-out Macaulay Culkin (or not), the first (and most widely ... [Read more] »

Easy

August 24, 2009 12:15 PM

chinagreenelvis: skits and dialogue jokes are easy to wright
chinagreenelvis: also right
chinagreenelvis: WRITE
chinagreenelvis: GODDAMMIT

The Living Daylights

August 19, 2009 1:07 PM

MrPabstBlueRuin: Is listening to Aha a bad thing?
chinagreenelvis: no
chinagreenelvis: especially if the song is A View to a Kill
MrPabstBlueRuin: That was Duran Duran

Madesus

August 19, 2009 12:37 PM

ReekRendInBed: Madonna is dating a 22 year old guy named Jesus
chinagreenelvis: someone ought to tell her that she's only got 11 years to enjoy his company